Am I a crispy college student? The whole internet says that I'm hard to kill!

Chapter 97: Still Say You’re Not a Casanova?

Lu Yuan was a clever man, and as soon as Guo Xiong said that, he instantly understood his meaning.

Lu Yuan immediately put on a generous air and said, "Guo Xiong is right, we’re all classmates after all. My family’s restaurant just opened, and it’d be great if you all could come and support it, help build up some popularity."

"Little Wang, go tell everyone for me. Anyone who wants to come to my restaurant can head there directly after this."

Boot-licker Little Wang was very efficient at his job.

He immediately took out his phone, started adding people on Wechat, and organized a group chat for easier communication.

Little Wang felt he was truly a clever little devil.

In doing this, wasn’t he indirectly helping his young master get the contact details of the two most beautiful girls on campus?

After all, everyone was just a university student, freshly enrolled and with no resistance to having fun, let alone someone else footing the bill.

In no time, everyone actively joined the group chat, pulling one another in.

Before long, a group chat with nearly two hundred people emerged.

"Instructor Yang, Teacher Zeng, are you going too?"

Hearing what Little Wang said, Yang Kang gestured with his hands.

To ensure that today’s networking event went off without a hitch, he had spent a whole week planning emergency contingencies.

These included, but were not limited to, Wu Bin potentially suffering a heart attack, stroke, fracture, food poisoning, and a series of other unforeseen circumstances.

He had written more than a dozen plans.

Being an instructor was tiring, but being Wu Bin’s instructor was even more so.

He had no issue skipping the next "around the stove tea making" activity. If he went, he’d be the first person responsible again.

So Yang Kang quickly declined, indicating that everyone would be more relaxed without him there.

Little Wang looked towards Zeng Jing.

Zeng Jing glanced at the beauties sitting on either side of Wu Bin and also smiled, shaking her head.

"I’ll pass this time. Maybe next time."

With both teachers declining, most of the students breathed a sigh of relief.

Without the teachers around, they could be even wilder!

After the group finished eating, Little Wang sent the restaurant’s location in the group chat, signaling everyone to head there in groups.

Wu Bin walked out of the cafeteria with his hands in his pockets, a toothpick dangling from his mouth.

Seeing how cool Wu Bin looked, Song Bing and Xue Qiang couldn’t help but each grab a toothpick, imitating his actions.

Wu Bin raised an eyebrow.

"What are you guys doing?"

Song Bing said with an impassive face, "Learning from Brother Wu."

Wu Bin was slightly confused.

"Learning what from me?"

"Of course, how to pick up girls!"

Xue Qiang said excitedly,

"Brother Wu, I used to think you were brittle, but it wasn’t until today that I realized, you’re actually a casanova!"

"Do you know how aloof Han Jiaoyan and Xu Qian usually are at school?"

"Today, as soon as they sat next to you, you didn’t even have to serve yourself food, right?"

Wu Bin sighed, patted Xue Qiang’s shoulder, and said with a melancholic tone,

"Bro, believe me, this isn’t as cool as it seems, it’s actually quite tormenting."

"Yeah, right, keep pretending,"

Song Bing didn’t buy Wu Bin’s nonsense at all.

He leaned in and asked quietly, "Brother Wu, tell me secretly, which one of those two beauties do you like more?"

Xue Qiang said excitedly on the side, "Kids make choices, adults want them all!"

Wu Bin shook his head.

"Naive. Kids want them all, adults know they can’t afford it."

"I’ve said it before, I’m not interested in dating."

"If you like them, you chase after them."

Wu Bin’s words sounded to the three like boasting at Versailles.

If they could have pursued them, would they need to seek advice from Brother Wu?

Right then, Han Jiaoyan bounced out from the cafeteria, her youthfulness beaming.

"Student Wu Bin, are you headed to the restaurant? How are you getting there, can you take me with you?"

Wu Bin’s brow furrowed.

This Han Jiaoyan was a bit clingy.

Wu Bin was about to refuse when Xu Qian also came out from the cafeteria.

"Add me in."

Wu Bin was somewhat speechless.

Do you think this is a game of mahjong where you’re one short?

Is this something where you just add someone because you say so?

Wu Bin was just about to decline politely when, to his surprise, Lu Yuan and Guo Xiong came out of the cafeteria with their lackeys.

Two black Mercedes drove from a distance and conveniently stopped right at the entrance of the cafeteria.

The most ludicrous part was that two drivers wearing white gloves stepped out of the cars and respectfully called them "young masters."

Wu Bin felt somewhat disgusted.

He even thought he had mistakenly walked onto the set of a youth campus idol drama.

Is this how the second-generation rich kids play it up nowadays?

Lu Yuan approached Han Jiaoyan with an invitation.

"Han, there’s a spot free in my car. How about you join me and we go together?"

Guo Xiong also extended a sincere invitation to Xu Qian.

"Get in my car; it’s quite spacious."

Snort.

Wu Bin couldn’t help but laugh out loud.

My car is quite spacious?

Are you holding it in?

Faced with the invitations from the two men, Han Jiaoyan and Xu Qian coincidentally chose to reject them.

"No need, I’ll just go with Wu Bin."

"Yeah, I’ll go with him too."

At the words of the two girls, Song Bing and the others once again looked at Wu Bin with eyes full of admiration.

And you say you’re not a lady-killer?

With the way they’re behaving now, we’d believe you if you told us you’ve cast a spell on them!

Lu Yuan, feeling a blow to his pride, couldn’t help but sneer:

"Wu Bin, you probably don’t have a car, do you?"

"If you don’t mind, you can ride in my car."

Lu Yuan was throwing caution to the wind now; as long as he could get Han Jiaoyan into his vehicle, it didn’t matter if Wu Bin came along.

At worst, he could just have him sit in the passenger seat.

However, to everyone’s surprise, Wu Bin looked at Lu Yuan and said indifferently:

"Who says I don’t have a car?"

"My bike is parked over there."

In front of everyone, Wu Bin walked towards the distant parking shed.

Then, under the gaze of all, he took out his keys and mounted a modified black motorcycle.

Hisss!

The live stream audience was boiling with excitement.

"Is this my bro Wu’s motorcycle? Isn’t this model the Harley-Davidson V22R?"

"Indeed, it’s that model, but it’s clearly modified. Is my bro Wu actually a knight?"

"Wait, isn’t that bike over a million? Is my bro Wu that rich?"

"Dude, did you not see how many exams Wu got done in cooperation with the hospital? I think Wu could cough up more than a million."

With the roaring sound, Wu Bin rode the motorcycle up to where Han Jiaoyan and Xu Qian stood.

"I’m really sorry, as you can see, this bike can only take one, and it can’t be you guys."

"Maybe you should still go with the Mercedes. His Mercedes is quite roomy."

Once Wu Bin was on the motorcycle, he felt a sense of unity with the machine.

Now, all he wanted to do was ride the motorcycle alone and enjoy the breeze.

Just as he finished speaking, Han Jiaoyan said without any reservations:

"It’s no problem, I like motorcycles."

Xu Qian hesitated for a moment but ultimately shook her head.

"Then you guys go. I won’t go."

Seeing Xu Qian walk away, Han Jiaoyan wore a triumphant expression.

She took the initiative to pick up another helmet, put it on, and then straddled the seat behind Wu Bin, wrapping her arms around his waist.

"Wu Bin, I’m ready. Let’s go."