Reincarnated as Shino from Naruto but I’m a Girl?

72. Naruko’s Gauntlet

*Kiba’s Harem Expanded to Two!*

*Hyuga Branch Family Bloodline Acquired!* 

*Byakugan Template Acquired!*

*Nara Clan Bloodline Acquired!*

*Fourth Kazekage Clan Bloodline Acquired!* 

*Magnet Release Template Acquired!* 

Yes!!! Just as expected!

For the record, I probably could’ve extracted the Magnet Template from a combination of Kankuro’s and Gaara’s semen, using Temari’s womb to reverse-engineer it like I’m doing for the Natural Energy Transformation portion of Jugo’s Kekkei Genkai since the Suna sand siblings all share a father in the Kazekage who used Magnet Release to control gold sand.

However, I knew about a shortcut from one of the Naruto Hiden novels. Unlike his brother and sister, Gaara inherited the Magnet Kekkei Genkai from his father. Gaara just never uses it out of spite since he has a complex about his dad trying to kill him as a kid, and because the One-Tailed Beast gives him sand powers.

No one can prove I didn’t read the novels!

I definitely didn’t find this while browsing the wiki in my previous life!

Ahem.

Right, well, everything went according to plan, plus I got a new harem girl! What a great day! I enter Tsume’s house carrying Naruko like a bride across the threshold.

“What’re we doing at Kiba-kun’s house?”

Shit. “Umm, Kiba-kun… no longer lives here.”

“Wh—”

Tsume slams into us excitedly, sweeping me off my feet (Naruko still in my arms) and steals my lips in a lingering kiss mere inches above Naruko’s widening eyes. Then Naruko makes a face when Tsume’s tongue slips inside my mouth and dances with mine. When Tsume finally releases my lips from her eager embrace, she says, “Welcome home, sweety.”

“I’m home,” I say, gleefully basking in the show of affection.

“I can’t imagine why he would’ve left…” Naruko snidely remarks while giving me the stink eye.

I shrug. “Heh, heh, heh.”

Hey, I just added a new girl to Kiba’s harem. I’m a saint!

“Who do we have here?” the amazonian woman wonders as her gaze falls to my newest conquest as she sets me down. “You look like Naruto-kun’s sister.” Sniff, sniff. “Smell like Naruto-kun’s sister, too.”

“Um, I’m…”

I set Naruko down and announce, “Let’s do introductions. Girls, please come here!” Then my gaze finally sweeps the room and takes in the scene before me. “Is that Temari-chan?”

Somehow, Tenten managed to set up an entire X-frame bondage wheel in Tsume’s living room (she probably summoned it in place from a scroll). Upside-down, strapped to the frame by her ankles and wrists, Temari hangs there wearing a blindfold, a whiffle ball-gag with a central opening large enough to fit a cock through, a tanuki-ear headpiece and butt-plug tail, glittery tassels attached by nipple clamps, and a remote controlled three-prong clit-plus-anal-plus-vaginal vibrator lodged in her southern holes.

Meanwhile, I spot Tayuya bound to the ceiling fan’s blades by her wrists, ankles, and waist. Our masochistic captive is wearing her pink mouse ears and tail butt-plug, flamboyant dangling nipple tassels attached by clamps, a blindfold, whiffle ball-gag, and a remote-controlled three-prong clit-plus-anal-plus-vaginal vibrator lodged in her southern holes. There’s a flap setup attached to the ceiling in a genius feat of engineering designed to thwack Tayuya on the ass, thighs, or face (depending on the current setting) every time the fan rotates her bondage-bound body.

Tenten lounges in her dungeon/living room with the remote to Temari and Tayuya’s vibrators in one hand while the other strokes a contented Kin-Kitty sprawled naked on her lap. Her expression lights up as she sees me.

““You’re the best!”” She and I both say in unison when we see what the other has prepared for the evening. I have an SSS-rank wife!

“Tenten-chan, I think I know the answer, though I’m obligated to ask, but did Temari-chan agree to this?”

My brunette lover laughs. “Of course! She gets off on erotic sexual denial. Once I seduced her and figured out her kink, all I had to do was promise she could be ‘a fly on the wall’ during our next orgy. Listening to us fuck while she’s stuck there is a wet dream for her.” That… actually makes a ton of sense! No wonder she and Shikamaru were a thing during the original canon! “I’m surprised she didn’t get her kink from Orochimaru-kun like Anko-chan and Tayuya-chan.”

“Some people are just born freaky, Tenten-chan. No evil Sannin corruption necessary.”

The remainder of my harem answers my call and assembles in the living room, none of them giving the two members of Tenten’s harem a second glance considering they watched my lovely partner set everything up. They’ve just been lounging around naked after spending the day helping with reconstruction, enjoying a few precious hours of peace post-‘Konoha Crush.’

“Where’s Hana-chan?” I ask after scanning their gathering ranks a few times to no avail.

Tsume responds, “She’s decided to stay with Kiba-kun in his apartment until you all move over to the Aburame clan compound. Don’t worry, she’ll be over to play with us at least once a day; Kiba doesn’t have the space necessary to keep the Three Haimaru Brothers happy.”

I waggle my eyebrows at Naruko, “That means Kiba-kun’s Naruko-chan is probably enjoying Hana-chan right now~” She blushes at my insinuation but won’t know the truth of that until she gets updated by a dispersing Shadow Clone. Then I frown at the thought of my precious Tsume alone in this big house and turn back to my amazonian lover, “You’re coming with us, right?”

“But Shino-chan, think about it. What would it look like for the Matriarch of the Inuzuka clan to move into the Aburame clan’s compound?”

“Fuck that!” I object. “Let’s get married!”

Tsume blushes a pretty pink. “Shino-chan! Are you serious?”

I’m serious as a heart attack. “Tsume-chan, you’re part of my harem and I won’t leave you behind no matter what. We may have to wait for things to settle down with the other clans, but why not? Sure, people would protest, but what can they do? I’ll shower the other families in the Inuzuka clan with elite bloodlines to shut them up and bribe the other clans with the same until they stop objecting.”

My plan all along was to make Konoha my bitch. Naruto can be the Hokage, but there are other forms of power in a Village—just look at the influence of the four Noble Clans.

The amazonian woman fans herself at the thought of being ‘swept off her feet’ metaphorically. She seems overwhelmed once again by her run of good fortune in meeting me after such a long, loveless dry spell.

“N-N-N-N-Naru—Naruko-chan is… here? Am I d-dreaming?” Hinata stares awestruck at the gender-flipped version of her first crush.

“Aaarrrgh! Naruto-kun!?! What the fuck are you doing here?” Sakura’s frustrated screaming and deadnaming interrupts our domestic bliss.

“H-h-hi, S-Sakura-chan. I’m actually ‘Naruko-chan’ right now, d-dattebayo, so…”

Sakura’s death glare shuts up the hyperactive knuckleheaded blond bimbo before she can say another word in her defense.

I step between them to break Sakura’s line of sight with my tits and put my hands on my hips. “Naruko-chan came out as gender fluid,” I look over my shoulder at Naruko, who shrugs in confirmation of my assertion, “And I’ve decided to make her part of my harem as soon as she passes her initiation. It’s not a trick or a prank. This Shadow Clone is 100% Naruko-chan physically and emotionally; plus, she’ll be female full-time with us. These are her honest feelings, and I’m starting to fall for her. So, please, welcome Naruko-chan into our home.”

The naked blond woman with whisker marks bows her head humbly in front of the assembled harem and says, “Please take good care of me. I’d like to join if you’ll have me.”

“No way in hell am I letting that twerp anywhere near me!” Sakura continues to violently object, the veins on her raised fist pulsing with fury.

Aww, our first fight!

I gently take the cherry blossom pink-haired girl’s cheek in my palm and say, “Sakura-chan is so cute when she’s angry.” That defuses some of the tension and she melts into my embrace. “Has Naruko-chan ever done anything objectionable to you?”

“No, and not as Naruto-kun either. He—She’s just annoying! If this is a Shadow Clone, then he’s probably fucking Sasuke-kun right now!”

I stroke her hair. “So what if he is? Does Sasuke-kun belong to you?”

“…No.”

“Did Sasuke-kun ever have feelings for you?”

“……No.”

“But you know who has?” She looks up to me with big, green, watery eyes like two emerald oceans. “Naruko-chan, from when she was Naruto-kun. She’s had a crush on you the whole time we attended the Academy together. I understand you didn’t return those feelings, but that was when they were coming from Naruto-kun. All I’m asking is that you give Naruko-chan a clean slate and a chance to romance you into the idea of us all being together.” I gently cup her chin and lift her face up toward mine. “Can you do that for me, Sakura-chan, my love?”

Eyes sparkling, she kisses me, then slumps onto my chest for a quick hug before pushing off to stand on her own and points an accusing finger at the blond interloper. “Fine. If ‘Naruko-chan’ is able to fully satisfy every single one of the girls here—”

“—In my harem,” I amend. Tayuya and Temari are part of Tenten’s harem, as far as I’m concerned, and I don’t think it’s necessary for Naruko to indulge them to prove a point.

“—In Shino-chan’s harem,” Sakura reluctantly agrees, “Then and only then will I let that annoying little blond brat… have ‘her’ way with me. If she can get me off without annoying the crap out of me then I-I suppose I can tolerate her presence in the harem.”

“Yaaahooo!!!” Naruko does a Shoryuken in celebration when she hears she’s being given a chance. “Hehehe, Shino-chan already explained the rules, so I’ll make this quick. Sexy Harem Jutsu!” A Naruko for every one of my girls standing in the room appears in a puff of smoke. “All I have to do is make each of you say, ‘I approve!’ This’ll be a piece of cake!”

All the Naruko’s drool and make grabby motions with their hands while approaching my harem. “What do we do first? Boob massages? Pussy licking?”

Then Tenten turns the tables, “Actually, we have a surprise we’ve been eager to show Shino-chan and now seems as good a time as ever. Let’s go, girls.”

My brunette lover produces a scroll she activates with a flick of her wrist to summon a plethora of strap-ons that soar through the air to their intended wielders. At first, Naruko and I are both thinking they’ll use the sex toys as-is, her eyes widening with trepidation while I settle in for a good time. Then my girls all grab their toys and perform a certain hand sign.

““Transformation: Futanari Harem Jutsu!””

When the smoke clears, the Naruko clones balk as they realize they may have bitten off more than they can chew. My harem, except for Sakura and Hinata, are all equipped with lifelike cocks and bollocks. Except…

“The best part of this technique,” Tenten explains while motioning to the wobbling wang between her legs, “Is that it uses my toy collection as a basis for size, color, and texture.”

That’s right, each girl’s dick is uniquely tailored to their owner.

“Ready for your medicine, Naruko-chan? I promise it’ll make you feel all better, but I’m afraid it’s a suppository~” Ino reports while twitching her twelve-inch purple pulsing rod with an elegant golden script tattoo along the length reading Yamanaka Ino.

“Hey, you’re the orange ninja from the forest who slept through our battle!” Kin-Kitty’s prick is a paltry five inches at first glance (though an incredibly cute addition to her already super-kawaii nekomimi and tail aesthetic), but sports fleshy bristles reminiscent of a cat’s spiked penis. Although I’m sure they’re softer than they appear at first glance, I can’t blame Naruko for being intimidated. Personally, I’m practically vibrating with desire to test her out myself.

“I hope you had a big dinner because you’ll need all your stamina to satisfy me.” Tsume, my bestial, amazonian lover, wields an impressive red rocket with a bulb at the base for knotting. Tenten’s ability to find exotic, kinky dildos in this world is truly astonishing!

“Oh, this’ll be fun,” Anko says while stroking her extra-long prehensile green tentacle cock. “This little guy is eager to try all your holes~”

“This chakra… it’s so bright and warm, like the sun!” Karin says while staring at Naruko. Then she refocuses while pumping her transparent and exotically ribbed dick to full erection. “I’ll enjoy messing you up.”

“Actually, the best part of the technique is not being stuck with one. I can change these out as I please!” Tenten exclaims while showing off her glow-in-the-dark, purple, blue, and teal phallus covered in small bumps for ‘her’ pleasure.

My jaw drops and I salivate at the glorious display of variety while Naruko shrinks away from the dangerous lineup. Then I throw my arms around Tenten’s neck and kiss her before asking, “This is amazing! Incredible! But how is this possible?!?”

Tenten preens at my praise. “The key to Transformation is knowledge and familiarity with the target so, normally, it’d be impossible for a woman to give herself a penis using this jutsu. The sensations would be too far away from her experience.” Right. Naruto probably concentrated all sensations from his cock into a tiny clit and used his prostate as a basis for Naruko’s g-spot, but going the other direction would probably be even more difficult. “But you showed me what having a dick feels like, Shino-chan.”

“I did?”

She laughs at my apparent forgetfulness. “I was merged with you when you dominated Choko-chan, remember?” Ah! That’s right! The Amalgamation Kekkei Genkai shares sensations! “After I gave myself a cock, the girls and I have been taking turns learning the basics for this Transformation by practicing on each other. It was supposed to be a surprise! You’re not mad, right, babe?”

Another kiss silences her doubts, my thighs rubbing against her luminescent alien prick as I hug her and pronounce, “This is the best surprise I’ve ever had. You’re the best! A +SSS-rank wife!” I turn to the others. “Thank you, everyone. Please, enjoy yourselves to your hearts’ contentment. I did intend for Naruko-chan to be my present to everyone, after all.”

“Y-you did?” Naruko flashes me a betrayed look.

I wink back. “My offer stands, if you’re able to survive the gauntlet.”

Sakura leans against me and points a finger at Naruko, “You won’t. You’re only here to fuck, not get fucked. Go ahead and run out that door with your hands covering your butt!”

No, Sakura, what are you doing?!? The protagonist lives for impossible challenges like this! I can practically hear the ‘Raising Fighting Spirit’ BGM starting up!

“No way! I’ll do whatever it takes to get a shot with Sakura-chan, dattebayo!”

*Tenten’s Harem Expanded to Two!*