Secret weapon
Secret weapon
"Hello everyone again!!
Wow, I slept well!!
But picking up where we left off last time, I must tell you that I not only wasted my time working to be a cheating housewife in these 5 years of time skip, but I also learned more about the world!!
What, didn't I already have knowledge about this world?
Well...
Yes... and no.
You see, my uninformed friend (I think?), in these 5 years I became more aware of the gaps in my memory, therefore I can't trust everything I remember!!
It still torments me when I confused a sweet cake with spicy food!!
And Mom's (possessed) expression as if she were looking at an idiot was really painful at that moment.
I WON'T GO THROUGH THAT AGAIN!!
I mean, if you confidently strutted around, boasting about knowing how to get out of a bad situation in this world, only to end up with the classic GAME OVER due to lack of information, that's something I refuse to accept!
So, making use of my increased mobility from having grown up, I used the greatest weapon humanity has today.
That's right!!
I'm talking about...
THE INTERNET!!
With this powerful tool that no one today can live without (including me), I researched many topics and managed to place myself in the timeline (more or less).
What, that's not important?
Don't be an idiot?!
That's very important!!
That way I can prepare for large-scale events!!
An example of this is that I now know that events like "the HALLOWEEN tragedy" or the "veil collapse" haven't happened yet, extremely dangerous situations that, I won't lie, I would have preferred to be born after they were resolved.
But well, that's asking too much of this random world where anything can happen.
Haa...
Yes, this will be difficult.
I know what you're wondering: why am I not panicking and despairing like last time?
Well, that's simple.
Although I will face situations where one wrong step can be my end, I still have an infallible secret weapon that I plan to put into practice today.
What is it?
Excellent question, Watson. Alright, I'll tell you.
Prepare to be surprised.
MY SECRET WEAPON IS...
PRAYING TO THE HEAVENS!!!"