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Time skip
Time skip
"Hello everyone!!
It's been a while since the last time, and now I'm 5 years old.
When did that happen?!
You must be wondering, but my perception of time seems a little (severely) atrophied from being sooo long in that damn abyss!!
Ahem...
Sorry, I still haven't gotten over it...
But anyway, I know you're wondering what changed in this unexpected time skip?
WELL
Let's answer your questions one by one, so let's start!!
["QUESTION 1"]
"Did you gain muscles like you said?"
["ANSWER"]
"NO"
["QUESTION 2"]
"Did you get a power-up to get ahead?"
["ANSWER"]
"NO"
["QUESTION 3"]
"You didn't do anything, did you?!!!!"
["ANSWER"]
"IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!"
Yep...
I'm glad you got your answers...
Ehh...
What? This only raises more questions?
Okay, fine, I'll give you some more context, okay?
You see, and please don't laugh at me for what I'm about to say, but...
The reality...
Is that...
I'M PATHETICALLY WEAK!!!
Are you happy?!
I tried to train, but no matter how hard I tried, I could never do more than 2 damn push-ups!!
Aaaahhhhh!!
["WE ARE HAVING TECHNICAL PROBLEMS PLEASE WAIT"]
sniff.. Sniff..
Uff...
Sorry for the previous scene...
Well, this is a bit awkward, so let's change the subject. In these 5 years, my relationship with Mom (possessed) is going very well. Although she hasn't changed her attitudes or how she treats her body, we get along very well, or at least from my point of view.
Fortunately for me, I'm not in puberty or sexually awakened yet. Believe me, I tried to get her to at least wear a shirt, but that only accentuated the eroticism of her body even more.
How can she have such a perfect figure if all she does at home is eat junk food and be lazy?!
To top it off, she still has absurd strength without training!!
Is she an isekai cheater?!
IT'S NOT FAIR!!!
["TECHNICAL PROBLEMS WE APPRECIATE YOUR UNDERSTANDING"]
I'm fine, relax, future me, go back to your happy place, inhale and exhale.
Fuu...
Okay, I'm back!
Now, if my Mom (possessed) is the cheater with life hacks, what do I have?
Well, it turns out I did have a talent for something, and that is...
HOUSEHOLD CHORES!!
Yep, that's right. It turns out that athletically, this body is trash, but when it comes to cleaning, cooking, knitting, and washing, it's a cheater-level expert.
How does this help me survive?
I have no f***ing idea, you tell me?!
But well, at least it makes life at home much easier since Mom (possessed) doesn't hire a maid because, according to her, she would lose her freedom at home, so I respected that and we left it at that. A lot more things have happened, but I'm sleepy and it's time to sleep, so as the saying goes, you have to sleep to be big and strong!!
I still haven't given up on gaining muscle!!"